Michael Bay Buys Legal Rights to ‘Titanic’ Sequel

Hollywood insiders reported Wednesday that dreadful film director Michael Bay has recently purchased the legal rights to a Titanic sequel. Experts are dumbfounded and perplexed as to what in god’s name the fifty-one-year-old plans to do with his newly acquired property. When asked if he understood how history works, Bay reportedly answered, “huh?” Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet have publicly shared their bewilderment, while Brendan … Continue reading Michael Bay Buys Legal Rights to ‘Titanic’ Sequel

Sonic The Hedgehog Fired by Sega Over Racist, Anti-Italian Remarks

Sega’s recent partnership with Nintendo to team-up the two company’s most iconic stars — Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario — has been a boon to each franchise, with total video game sales exceeding 20 million. According to industry insiders, however, this seemingly made-in-heaven union has come to an abrupt end. Spotted leaving a bar in Beverly Hills on Thursday, Sonic — who appeared inebriated and … Continue reading Sonic The Hedgehog Fired by Sega Over Racist, Anti-Italian Remarks