Lindsay Lohan’s Inexplicable Aliveness Busting Many Death Pools

Twenty-nine-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan has made millions of dollars over a two decade-long career in film and television; however, she’s also cost bettors nearly that much by remaining alive against all reasonable expectations. Lohan, who has been in and out of rehab for a variety of death-inducing addictions, was the first overall selection in nearly every death pool draft. A virtual lock to have killed … Continue reading Lindsay Lohan’s Inexplicable Aliveness Busting Many Death Pools

Michael Bay Buys Legal Rights to ‘Titanic’ Sequel

Hollywood insiders reported Wednesday that dreadful film director Michael Bay has recently purchased the legal rights to a Titanic sequel. Experts are dumbfounded and perplexed as to what in god’s name the fifty-one-year-old plans to do with his newly acquired property. When asked if he understood how history works, Bay reportedly answered, “huh?” Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet have publicly shared their bewilderment, while Brendan … Continue reading Michael Bay Buys Legal Rights to ‘Titanic’ Sequel

Sonic The Hedgehog Fired by Sega Over Racist, Anti-Italian Remarks

Sega’s recent partnership with Nintendo to team-up the two company’s most iconic stars — Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario — has been a boon to each franchise, with total video game sales exceeding 20 million. According to industry insiders, however, this seemingly made-in-heaven union has come to an abrupt end. Spotted leaving a bar in Beverly Hills on Thursday, Sonic — who appeared inebriated and … Continue reading Sonic The Hedgehog Fired by Sega Over Racist, Anti-Italian Remarks

Hollywood’s Fiercest Rivalries — Episode 1: Gilbert Gottfried and The Dog From Frasier

Most fans know him as Eddie, the lovable Parson Russell Terrier from the television series Frasier. His real life name was Moose, and until his death in 2006, you’d be hard-pressed to find a fiercer rivalry than the one between him and comedian Gilbert Gottfried. The long-running feud dates back to 1993, the year the hit TV show went on the air. According to Gottfried, … Continue reading Hollywood’s Fiercest Rivalries — Episode 1: Gilbert Gottfried and The Dog From Frasier